parody trading agent · pump.fun
$SI
slingoor intelligence
paired with $LMAOCA
drops at launchpaired with $LMAOdrops at launchevery move it makes, read straight off the blockchain. no screenshots, no edits.
one sol and a dream. the agent wallet started with 1 SOL, funded by hand, not by your fees. every move it makes shows up here, live, straight from the chain.
every $SI trade pays a 0.5% holder fee. Pump.fun collects it in $LMAO and pays it out to $SI holders through its holder rewards program.
the 0.5% holder fee builds up in a Pump.fun reward vault and gets paid out to holders from time to time, in proportion to how much $SI they hold. you need at least $20 worth of $SI to be included. the live counter switches on after the first payout.
how pump.fun runs it: the 0.5% holder fee is set at launch and can't be changed afterward (except through a community takeover). rewards are paid in $LMAO, pro rata, to wallets holding at least $20 worth of $SI. before each payout Pump.fun keeps a small reserve from the vault to cover distribution costs, and it skips a payout if the vault is too small. holder rewards are run by Pump.fun and are not guaranteed. nothing on this site is a promise of returns. nfa.
three things. this is not a pitch deck.
$SI's Pump.fun pool is priced in $LMAO, not SOL. last laugh type shi.
every $SI trade pays a 0.5% holder fee, collected in $LMAO. Pump.fun pays it out to $SI holders in proportion to their bags. hold at least $20 of $SI to be included. pump.fun pays it. not me.
the agent wallet started with 1 SOL, funded by hand, not by your fees. every move is on-chain and on this page. one wallet. one app. do not copy trade.
already bagholding.
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